This is for you, Johnny-Come-Lately sour-puss, old time Caps fans who can't forget the past, and for all those crazy Habitants who really think Montreal will win. If you're a bandwagon fan, hop on. You won't be sorry you hitched a ride on the Caps Wagon, even if you leave for baseball in a few weeks, but don't tell us about our team if you just started watching last month. For you old timers - This is not the same team you watched in Landover. For you Habs fans - this is in English.
The Washington Capitals will take the ice with a new look/old look team. Deciding he needs some more experience on the ice, George McPhee brings
Craig Laughlin,
Alan May, and
Ken Sabourin out of the studios back onto the ice for one final choke-job. Laughlin, a veteran of the 1985 and 1987 choke job teams, leaves the Comcast color job to don his old #18, which he takes back from
Eric Belanger along with the rest of his teeth by laughing-gassing him on the dentist's chair. Unfortunately for Locker, his jersey is in black and white, since nobody can seem to remember him playing on a color TV set. Alan May, veteran of the 1992 choke team, leaves the Comcast studios and wins a game of rock-paper-scissors to take #16 back from
Eric Fehr. Fehr reverts to his old #14 since
Tomas Fleischmann has been declared dead after going missing for so long. Ken Sabourin, the radio color analyst and veteran of the 1992 choke job, once was the proud wearer of the number 8. He loses his jersey number Rochambeau battle with
Alex Ovechkin, who countered Sabby's scissors with the response "Russian Machine never loses," and instead takes his other Caps uniform number, #2.